Went out and bought a can of pineapple juice cuz Waka said it’d make my cum taste better

too bad your sock doesn’t have taste buds


(Source: shredbundy, via britney2007spears)


*follower confession* I’ve been with 4 people since we broke up and the only way I’ve been able to orgasm with all of them is when I close my eyes and think about my birthday when you went down on me by the fireplace and I came so hard that I started crying.

"I love sleeping to avoid problems."

Matthew Healy, The 1975. (via he4rt-out)

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